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What Have We Here?

oranje_windmill wrote in lolocracy Sep 03, 2011 13:56

Who: Wilm and Kiku
When: Saturday, September 3, evening
Where: Kiku’s Apartment
What: Wilm sleeps over at Kiku’s tonight for a little variety, and discovers a certain collection.
Rating: NSFW

( That looks uncomfortable, that one doesn’t even look possible,...oh, this one looks interesting. )

artsy fartsy, date night, first times are always good times, and how does that make you feel?, my hips don't lie, guys just wanna have fun, tags are the spice of life, this is relevant to my interests, it's getting hot in here, it's super effective!, japan, fuck yeah!, these are what we call 'good relations', fine night aint it, gooooooooooooooooooooool!, it's a "surprise", awkward turtle time, i'd tap that, it's always the quiet ones, status: complete, pantless party, pochi-kun, everybody loves wilm, netherlands, there's this thing called murphy's law, adventure time, company, funtimes in realtime, that's one way to get your clothes off, i see you naked, save a horse (ride a cowboy), how we does things 101

You're a knife, sharp and deadly, and its me, that you cut into--

here_comes_the wrote in lolocracy Jun 27, 2011 21:11

WHO: Emi and Natalia
WHEN: Middle of a lunch shift.
WHERE: Emi’s Restaurant, Quetzal.
WHAT: Natalia has something to ask of an acquaintance.
RATING: ALL THE FEMSLASH. ALL OF IT.

( But I don't mind, in fact I like it, though I'm terrified, I'm turned on but scared of you. )

talk to me bby, i'd tap that, "hanging out", status: incomplete, ...what are you doing in my house!?, girl you look fierce, i will cut you, !event: steampunk, personal bubbles are good for you, south mexico, half of a bad touch, lesbi-win, it's all completely innocent here, belarus, girls just wanna have fun

Turkish Wrestling

wisdom_of_cats wrote in lolocracy May 21, 2011 04:58

WHO: Herakles and Moon
WHEN: May 20th, evening
WHERE: Some shady old boxing arena
WHAT: Half naked men rolling about covered in oil in front of an audience? Definitely relevant to his interests Herakles goes to see Turkish wrestling on a whim, knowing what to expect. Moon might be more surprised.

( Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. )

greece, i'd tap that, caution: hot, status: complete, guys just wanna have fun, mongolia

「もう良いかい？」

mystiklsushi wrote in lolocracy May 08, 2011 11:12

Who: Kiku and Willem
When: Saturday, 8th between the lunch and evening crowds
Where: The Royal Cafe
What: Willem receives a wake-up call.

( 「もう少し，もうすぐ何か見えるだろうと。息を止めるの，今。」 )

adorable is how we roll, rip manriness, 911 what's your emergency?, coffee is good for the brain, that was unintentional i promise, mix-and-match, is this love or just good coffee?, and how does that make you feel?, my hips don't lie, repression at its finest, baking time is bonding time, surprise moe attack!, tea for the soul, moe fucking kyun, japan, moe level is over 9000, hey i know you, awkwardness: i has it, is this real life?, what does it meaaaaaaan, moe moe times, please don't kill yourself, awkward turtle time, that did not just happen, i'd tap that, it's always the quiet ones, status: complete, all you need is love, what am i seeing, i can explain!, everybody loves wilm, mistaken identity, netherlands, it's all completely innocent here

Rabiosa, rabiosa, yo soy rabiosa~

salylimon wrote in lolocracy May 06, 2011 22:36

WHO: Ale y Emi
WHEN: May 6th, Friday evening.
WHERE: An empty dance studio. Somewhere.
WHAT: Just some innocent, platonic, and good ol' dance practice between two friends. Really. Really.

( Y yo te quiero amarrado aquí. )

espici espanglish, status: incomplete, mexico's rice and beans, is it hot in here or is it just me, i'm too old for this shit, i'm not copping a feel..., i'm such a fucking dick magnet, personal bubbles are good for you, south mexico, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, smooth move rico suave, too much spice, bonding tiemz, awkward bonding, is time to get esexi, i'm lovin' it, this is how we do it in my country, i'm just big boned, awkwardness: i has it, mexico, i'm too sexy for my shirt, ain't nuthin' but a g thang, i'd tap that, dance or die, dat culo, it's not what you think, bringin' sexy back, cuba, this never happened, ust, espicy latino times, i'm responsible i swear, disregard everything, it's all completely innocent here

I've found someone else's Prince Charming

lizzypan wrote in lolocracy Feb 18, 2011 16:57

WHO: Willem and Elizaveta
WHEN: The morning of February 18th, before the blackout
WHERE: Outside of Chueca, Elizaveta's current residence
WHAT: If it had been in a different world, Elizaveta might've fallen in love.

( but instead, she'll find his love for him )

not a date, fuck yeah!, hey i know you, she a crazy bitch, my milkshake brings all the boys to the , chueca tiiiime, coffee is good for the brain, i can haz friends?, girl lives in a gay bar, seme vs seme, "hanging out", i'd tap that, hungary, status: complete, slightly opposites tea for the soul, all you need is love, bonding tiemz, thank god it's friday, what are you doing here?, why hello thar, everybody loves wilm, i solemnly swear i am up to no good, netherlands, funtimes in realtime, bromance

All of my friends are bad...

tomatomatonio wrote in lolocracy Feb 02, 2011 10:43

Who: Antonio, Francis, and Gilbert
When: Feb. 1, early evening
Where: Francis's and Gil's apartment
What: An eviction notice, a couch crashing, and an awkward turtle

( But in a really good way )

this shit just got real, status: incomplete, group post, badtouching, please stop groping me, francis badtouches the world, real men have chest hair, gooooooooooooooooooooool!, first times are always good times, awkward turtle time, and remember: don't fuck it up, antonio is a pimp, france, i'd tap that, we are terrible people, this thread just got awesome, spain, what are you doing here?, history won't repeat this shit, espicy latino times, awkward bonding, bro's for life, hello again, i'm responsible i swear, gilbert, company, prussia, who are you?

You must have fallen from heaven

talks_to_nisse wrote in lolocracy Jan 22, 2011 12:20

WHO: Minh and Siri.
WHEN: Roundabouts 14:30, 22 January.
WHERE: The park.
WHAT: Out for a stroll, Siri runs into an...interesting man.

( That would explain how you messed up your face )

pepperspray: it's hot, today on all my nordics, badtouching, please stop groping me, bulletin board of shame, migraines at the door, personal bubbles are good for you, vietnam, i'd tap that, i feel pretty o so pretty, fashion sense does exist, oh shit- we actually need a hetero tag?!, frankly my dear- i don't give a damn, status: complete, norway, why yes these are real thank you, !event: genderbender week, cockblocked like a boss

Hi-Five for High Fashion

santorinithera wrote in lolocracy Dec 10, 2010 18:41

WHO: Thera and Remy
WHEN: Friday, December 10
WHERE: Gallivanting among several shops with extremely expensive good-looking clothing.
WHAT: When Thera said she'd take Remy out shopping for clothing to wear to New York, Remy's worst fashion fears are realized...
( Commence tag: island girls have nice coconuts )

island girls have nice coconuts, dress up time!, fashion sense does not exist, she a crazy bitch, santorini, awkwardness: i has it, girl you look fierce, let the fabulous begin!, omg becky, advice, personal bubbles are good for you, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, british virgin isles, girls just wanna have fun, fashion sense does exist, i'd tap that, i feel pretty o so pretty, girls night out, this needs more gaga, status: complete, this is an intervention, bringin' sexy back, bonding tiemz, history won't repeat this shit, friday, this is madness, i see you naked, shop till you drop

I thought I saw your face today, but I just turned my head away.

salylimon wrote in lolocracy Nov 01, 2010 12:55

WHO: Ivan and Emiliana
WHEN: Sometime in 2007
WHERE: Here, there, and everywhere.
WHAT: "Your face against the trees, but I just see the memories as they come. "

( I thought this place was heaven sent, but now it's just a monument in my mind. )

let's do the time warp again, liar liar heart's on fire, ivan, i wanna write you a love song, i'm such a fucking dick magnet, fail!flirting, south mexico, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, fml, too much spice, i'd tap that, oh shit- we actually need a hetero tag?!, it was amnesia all along, status: complete, it's pronounced 'aww-ngst', oh snap!, i must be emo, fail!date, disregard everything, there's this thing called murphy's law, russia, trotsky/kahlo = otp, b-but i'm allergic to crying...